laugh with me....

lets laugh with each other by telling jokes
you can tell us your favorite joke – even more than just one or two – certainly in english!
and hopefully we all will have a good laugh


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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good

I want to have both...choclate and sex... :4r5t6: :4r5t6: :4r5t6: :4r5t6:

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If you're a "really" Internetjunkie, than _  
01. _you don't know which Gender your best friends have ('cause they're use neutral nicknames in chats)

02. _you send yourself an E-Mail, in order to remind you to things

03. _kisses the homepage of your friend

04. _your Provider asks you with technical difficulties

05. _into your eyeglasses a web page burned itself

06. _become depressive you, if you are finished already after two hours with your Mails

07. _your domestic animal has own homepage

08. _you have the feeling to kill someone if you switch your modem off

09. _your phone bill is supplied to removal cardboards

10. _your virtual friend leaves you because of someone with more range

11. _your tattooing "You can see this Body in best quality with Nescape 3.0 or higher" on your Bizeps

12. _you always turn on the side, in order to smile

13. _you express your joy and laughter with one “looool”

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looks like from my neighbour !!!!

robs_falling_angel wrote:

sry

You've done anything wild in your life?


Clear Day :)

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, pink, blue, yellow, purple.

The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son ! "

robs_falling_angel wrote:

some pictures i have seen on myspace...

The toilet one is so hilarious !

Funny MySpace Comments



Funny MySpace Comments


Funny MySpace Comments


Funny MySpace Comments

soure: myspace.com

robs_falling_angel wrote:



Funny MySpace Comments

soure: myspace.com

This is wonderful !

Thanks! You really made me laugh! I needed it! Thanks again!!

Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."